Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Merry Beetmas!

Check out the belated holiday present that Kristin Veitch over at E!Online received from our favorite assistant (to the) regional manager Dwight Schrute. Here is what Kristin wrote on the E! message boards:

Office fans, I just got the best promotional holiday mailing (yes, our mailroom is a bit slow) ever: Beets!They are from one Mr. Dwight Schrute, whom you know as Michael Scott's right-hand ass at Dunder Mufflin.I'm gonna try to shoot a pic of this can because you MUST see the photo of Dwight with his cousin Mose with the label that reads "We got the Beet."The letter reads:***

Dear Beet Lovers --Please enjoy this complimentary can of Schrute Farm beets. As you know, our slogan is "We've got the Beet." We almost went with "Just Beet It!" or "The Beet Goes On." But we didn't. Did you know that Beets are "dirty candy"? They can be enjoyed in soups, salads, casseroles or naked!Also, red is a traditional holiday color and beets are red. So are tomatoes, but we don't grow those. So enjoy these fresh, canned beets and just tell them, Dwight Schrute (and his cousin, Mose) sent 'em. That is all.
Happy Holidays, Feliz Navidad, Merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, etc.
DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE
(Now) Assistant Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin Paper Products
MANAGER, Schrute Farms, Inc.

How funny is that? Oh man I love this show. I want some beets dammit!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Sarcasmo said...

AWESOME!

They march to the BEET of a different drummer.

*collective groan*

1:42 PM  
Blogger tvgirl13 said...

Isn't that the funniest thing?

2:30 PM  

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